Sarge+ 3,436 Posted January 20, 2016 A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted January 20, 2016 Well I guess I'll take my business elsewhere ya sheepshagger! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) No warning about leopards? Edited January 20, 2016 by Zack_of_Steel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Edited January 21, 2016 by FartWaffles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted January 23, 2016 https://vine.co/v/ihKuKgvaTpv 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted January 23, 2016 Gonna mail this to Hen on his birthday. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted January 23, 2016 Vikings new mascot. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted January 27, 2016 Bold/smart luggage choice, sir. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted January 28, 2016 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BucD+ 648 Posted February 1, 2016 https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/694190663080869888 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted February 7, 2016 Just gonna leave this here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted February 9, 2016 https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xtp1/v/t42.1790-2/12652321_1000237486723243_890768537_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjQwMywicmxhIjo1MTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoidjNfNDI2X2NyZl8yM19tYWluXzMuMF9zZCJ9&rl=403&vabr=224&oh=8b0830d1d521b93fbc606469d32202d4&oe=56B9D292 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted February 10, 2016 When you make an obscure joke and somebody else gets it: 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted February 11, 2016 Of course, Tennessee, Kentucky, West VA, and Mississippi. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
