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Jonathan Maverick: Overall 77

Speed 96

Strength 62

Awareness 72

Agility 86

Acceleration 94

Catch 63

Carrying 62

Break Tackle 71

Stamina 84

 

Looks good to me. Thanks, Barracuda.

 

I forgot to mention I did LOL at the olive oil comment in my builds.

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^You're about be benched for Matt Flynn. Sorry, you're not Russell Wilson. :nah:

 

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CB's shall repeat their Week 1 performance against the Ravens. :yep:

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56 Acceleration =/

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Adrian Peterson is a brotha. He ain't got no olive oil skin.

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Hopefully they do so. I created a special run audible just for Vin. Maybe that will equate to at least a few carries.

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Too slow, but that's on me for not getting the stats in before it started. Fitting, I guess; I'm slow because I was slow getting the stats in...

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Arizona Cardinals(0-2) @ Baltimore Ravens(1-1)

 

Week 3 Pregame News:

 

First, hopefully not the last: Jamaal Udonis threw his first career TD last week, one he will remember for the rest of his life a 33 yard bullet to his fellow Soviet Russian rookie also a first for him. Power Ranga and Kyouma got their first sacks of their career as well.

 

In other news, Craig Dahl and other unimportant members of the Cardinals were traded for a big ol stockpile of draft picks.

 

Week 3 Prediction: Going with the theme of firsts, first win. 27-17

 

Scoring Summary

 

--1st Quarter

----- Baltimore TD Randall Cobb 6 yard pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick XP Good 11:28 left

----- Baltimore TD Jared Cook 2 yard pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick XP Good 1:46 left

 

--2nd Quarter

----- Baltimore TD Jared Cook 2 yard pass from Ryna Fitzpatrick XP Good 6:09 left

 

--3rd Quarter

----- Baltimore FG Shayne Graham 42 yards 10:03 left

----- Baltimore TD Randall Cobb 50 yard Punt Return XP Good 2:09 left

 

--4th Quarter

----- Baltimore TD Deion Branch 17 yard pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick XP Good 8:52 left

----- Arizona FG Greg Zuerlein 43 yards 0:36 left

 

 

 

Final Score: Ravens 38, Cardinals 3

 

 

Passing:

 

Jamall Udonis: 10/22, 108 yards, 45.5%, 1 INT

 

 

Rushing:

 

Jonathan Maverick: 10 attempts, 42 yards, 4.2 average, 10 long, 1 Fumble

Jamaal Udonis: 5 attempts, 28 yards, 5.6 average, 15 long, 1 TD, 1 Fumble

Shane Vereen: 4 attempts, 13 yards, 3.3 average, 5 long

Gabriel Vincent IV: 2 attempts, 10 yards, 5 average, 6 long

 

Receiving:

 

Jonathan Maverick: 3 receptions, 53 yards, 17.7 average, 25 long

Mike Jones-Drew: 3 receptions, 12 yards, 4 average, 7 long

Julian Edelman: 2 receptions, 29 yards, 14.5 average, 23 long

Jonathan Maverick: 2 receptions, 20 yards, 10 average, 17 long

Kirby Bay: 1 reception, 11 yards, 11 average, 11 long

Sphinx Volkov: 1 reception, 3 yards, 3 average, 3 long

 

Defense:

 

Jeron Johnson: 11 tackles

Sean Brock: 8 tackles, 1 FF

Zack Graham: 8 tackles

Sebastian Stevenson: 5 tackles

Jay Cuda: 4 tackles

Sam Galea: 4 tackles

Sam Shields: 3 tackles

Hyououin Kyouma: 3 tackles

Derek Landri: 2 tackles, 1 sack

Casey Shields: 2 tackles

Power Ranga: 2 tackles

Frank Okam: 1 tackle

Letroy Guion: 1 tackle

Bobby Wagner: 1 tackle

Edward Elric: 1 tackle

 

Kick Return:

 

Casey Shields: 3 KR, 93 yards, 31 average, 53 long

Chris Rainey: 2 KR, 25 yards, 12.5 average, 13 long

 

Punt Return:

 

Casey Shields: 1 PR, 5 yards, 5 average, 5 long

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We dun got raped.

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We did the raping, you mean. This is 2007 and Black Qbs still suck. Need moar white kids on the team.

 

Some nice returns though it looks like to set us up in good field position. Oh, and how do you get these new rosters on old Maddens?

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Position Battles QB: Boy, I'm glad I'm not in Coach Arians shoes right now. Do you see who the Cards have battling for the Quarterback job? Not exactly top level guys. Had anyone heard of Matt Flynn before this started? I know I hadn't. All this publicity does is point out the weakest area of the team to upcoming opponents.

 

LOL

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Pittsburgh Steelers(1-2) @ Arizona Cardinals(0-3)

 

Week 3 Pregame News:

 

Media Outrage: Those silly reporters up at their desks at the local paper are upset by our trade moves. But what do they know, TGP knows best.

 

Week 3 Prediction: Steelers 32-24

 

Scoring Summary

 

--1st Quarter

No Scoring

 

--2nd Quarter

----- Arizona TD Mike Jones-Drew 4 yard pass from Jamaal Udonis XP 13:51 left

----- Pittsburgh TD Willis McGahee 2 yard run XP Good 1:24 left

 

--3rd Quarter

----- Arizona FG Greg Zuerlein 44 yards 8:43 left

 

--4th Quarter

----- Pittsburgh TD Willis McGahee 3 yard run XP Good 10:28 left

----- Arizona TD Casey Shields 97 yard INT Return XP Good 2:14 left

----- Pittsburgh FG Steve Hauschka 41 yards 0:08 left

 

--Overtime

----- Pittsburgh FG Steve Hauschka 31 yards 10:19 left

 

Final Score: Steelers 20, Cardinals 17

 

 

Passing:

 

Jamall Udonis: 9/16, 166 yards, 54.8%, 2 INTs

 

 

Rushing:

 

Shane Vereen: 16 attempts, 49 yards, 3.1 average, 5 long

Jonathan Maverick: 13 attempts, 53 yards, 4.1 average, 10 long

Jamaal Udonis: 8 attempts, 50 yards, 6.3 average, 14 long

 

Receiving:

 

Kirby Bay: 3 receptions, 12 yards, 4 average, 6 long

Mike Jones-Drew: 3 receptions, 12 yards, 4 average, 5 long, 1 TD

Jonathan Maverick: 1 receptions, 13 yards, 13 average, 13 long

Shane Vereen: 1 receptions, 3 yards, 3 average, 3 long

Julian Edelman: 1 reception, 3 yards, 3 average, 3 long

 

Defense:

 

Sean Brock: 14 tackles

Sebastian Stevenson: 7 tackles

Rahim Moore: 5 tackles

Jay Cuda: 4 tackles, 1 sack

Derek Landri: 4 tackles, 1 sack

Sam Shields: 4 tackles

Zack Graham: 4 tackles, 1 INT

Power Ranga: 3 tackles, 1 sack

Cory Hill: 3 tackles

Casey Shields: 3 tackles, 1 INT

Hououin Kyouma: 3 tackles

Sam Galea: 2 tackles, 1 sack

Edward Elric: 2 tackles

Trevor Guyton: 1 tackle, 1 sack

 

Kick Return:

 

Casey Shields: 4 KR, 86 yards, 22 average, 28 long

 

Punt Return:

 

Casey Shields: 1 PR, 40 yards, 40 average, 40 long

 

Notes: I thought Casey's INT return sealed it even though it was pretty awesome we walk away with another loss. Offense couldn't get it done. Were getting nice pressure on the QB on defense, creating turnovers as well. Great job on that side.

 

Also, we have sad news. Jonathan Maverick suffered a sprained shoulder and will be out for 2 weeks. Shane Vereen will pick up his carries.

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Casey Shields :rock:

 

 

Jamaal Udonis sucks

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Cmon offense, the defense is kicking ass out there!

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I want to see my stats, for I feel like you sabotaged my player, Cuda.

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Stats are listed in the Preseason thread. Take a gander

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Wooo. 97 yards to paydirt! So close.. Should have had that one, IMO. ATL has some work to do.

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Arizona Cardinals(0-4) @ St. Louis Rams(1-3)

 

Week 5 Pregame News:

 

Sudden Announcement: In a shocking turn of events Coach Arians announced on game day that Gabriel Vincent IV will be starting at HB in Mavericks short absence, despite having both a healthy Shane Vereen and Chris Rainey on the roster. An anonymous player was quoted as saying "How old is Arians now? I think he may be developing a case of dementia. I expect him to keel over at any moment." An interesting theory. We here at the Arizona Times think it's a boom or bust move, we lean towards bust. Hopefully the rook out of Florida State will prove us wrong, he can't be much worse than an 0-4 record right? Right!?

 

Week 5 Prediction: St Louis 24-10

 

Scoring Summary

 

--1st Quarter

----- St. Louis FG Neil Rackers 19 yards 7:46 left

----- St. Louis TD Roddy White 18 yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger XP Good 4:18 left

 

--2nd Quarter

----- St. Louis FG Neil Rackers 23 yards 12:50 left

----- St. Louis TD Vincent Jackson 32 yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger XP Good 3:07 left

 

--3rd Quarter

----- St. Louis TD Fred Davis 4 yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger XP Good 7:15 left

----- St. Louis TD Jed Collins 2 yard run XP Good 4:24 left

 

--4th Quarter

----- St. Louis Safety Jamaal Udonis tackled in Endzone by LaMarr Woodley 11:32 left

 

 

Final Score: Rams 36, Cardinals 0

 

 

Passing:

 

Jamall Udonis: 6/9, 85 yards, 66.7%

Matt Flynn: 6/10, 48 yards, 60%

 

 

Rushing:

 

Gabriel Vincent IV: 15 attempts, 8 yards, 0.5 average, 2 long, 1 Fumble

Jamaal Udonis: 3 attempts, 19 yards, 6.3 average, 9 long

D.J. Williams: 1 attempts, 4 yards, 4 average, 4 long

 

Receiving:

 

Kirby Bay: 4 receptions, 10 yards, 2.5 average, 5 long

Julian Edelman: 2 receptions, 18 yards, 9 average, 12 long

Mike Jones-Drew: 2 receptions, 16 yards, 8 average, 10 long

Early Doucet: 2 receptions, 11 yards, 5.5 average, 7 long

Sphinx Volkov: 1 reception, 65 yards, 65 average, 65 long

D.J. Williams: 1 reception, 13 yards, 13 average, 13 long

 

Defense:

 

Rahim Moore: 14 tackles, 1 INT

Sean Brock: 10 tackles

Bobby Wagner: 7 tackles

Jay Cuda: 4 tackles

Derek Landri: 4 tackles

Sebastian Stevenson: 3 tackles

Zack Graham: 3 tackles

Chris Carter: 2 tackles

Ryan Kerrigan: 2 tackles

Casey Shields: 2 tackles

Sam Galea: 2 tackles

Hououin Kyouma: 2 tackles

Power Ranga: 1 tackle, 1 sack

Edward Elric: 1 tackle

Cory Hill: 1 tackle

 

Kick Return:

 

Casey Shields: 2 KR, 59 yards, 29.5 average, 39 long

Chris Rainey: 3 KR, 95 yards, 31.7 average, 54 long

 

Punt Return:

 

Casey Shields: 3 PR, 20 yards, 6.7 average, 12 long

 

Notes:All around poor game. Unfortunately we have another injury. Zack Graham strained his back and will be out for 2 weeks.

 

Coach Arians decision to go with Vincent at HB bites him in the ass.

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Vin might be the most disappointing player on the team... Well, he would be if ATL didn't score more points for opponents than he does us.

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Well... that was a spanking. How the heck do they get Roeth, Roddy, Fred Davis and VJax?

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Vin might be the most disappointing player on the team... Well, he would be if ATL didn't score more points for opponents than he does us.

Dat speed.

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If I didn't know any better, I would say your speed was at 60 or somethin.

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