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Lennay Kekua: Maxim's Top 100

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Beyonce, Mila Kunis and Kate Upton are just some of the bodacious bods we aren’t surprised to find on “Maxim’s” annual “Hot 100″ list, but there is one person who made the list this year that we would never expect to see.

 

That’s because we can’t see her.

 

Coming in at No. 69 on the list is Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend.

 

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Rihanna rounded out the top three, respectively, on the men’s magazine’s most beautiful women list. While all of the other women on the list are featured in super steamy head shot photos, “Maxim” features Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend as a black bikini floating in midair with waves and a beach in the background.

 

The tongue-in-cheek profile description under the photo says, “After Manti Te’o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini. ”

 

Te’o, a former star Notre Dame linebacker who was recently picked up by the San Diego Chargers, made headlines when it was revealed that his long-term girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, who supposedly had died of leukemia last fall, actually never existed.

 

Kekua, who spoke to Te’o through texts, phone calls and Twitter, but whom Te’o said he never met in person, was the alleged creation of a man named Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

 

But the real question is: How does swimsuit model Nina Agdal, who was named Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as “Rookie of the Year” last year, feel about coming in at No. 70, right behind an invisible women?

 

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/05/manti-teos-fake-girlfriend-makes-maxims-hot-100-list/

 

LMAO

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I played a little football in high school and I really don't think anyone in an NFL locker room will ever take this guy seriously. I really can't see him ever being a legitimate leader on any team. I think he'd honestly stand a better chance of being respected if he were to come out of the closet(assuming he's gay) and even then I don't think he'd be received very well. Dude is going to be a bust.

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He's going to be a bust? I seriously doubt it.

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:tissue:

 

Hey socal, at least you didn't have to use a first on him...oh wait, you used your first on a RT when there were like 20 better players on the board in a draft class that was really deep in the trenches. :troll:

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:tissue:

 

Hey socal, at least you didn't have to use a first on him...oh wait, you used your first on a RT when there were like 20 better players on the board in a draft class that was really deep in the trenches. :troll:

 

You're not even on topic, bro

 

I negged you because you gave "played a little football in high school" as reason for you knowing what a NFL locker room is like.

 

As for having the fake girlfriend in the article, Maxim seems a little late to the party. I am pretty embarrassed of the rest of the 'adults' in this country when a publication that has nothing to do with football thought it would be 'funny' to make this joke, again. Then again, when you put Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez as your top two hottest women, you probably should just go die in a fire.

 

p.s. there weren't 20 better players on the board, what are you smo.... oh wait

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Maxim has always done an awful job at rating woman. I think the writers are blind or something.

 

Also this is getting old and pretty classless by Maxim to do this. Its time to move on from this and I highly doubt grown adults in a NFL locker room won't take him seriously because of this. HS locker rooms are full of immature people who of course would make fun of him.

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Since we're going slowly with our Top 100 players list,we should make our own TGP's Top 100 hot women.

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Since we're going slowly with our Top 100 players list,we should make our own TGP's Top 100 hot women.

 

I've ran some in the past. Now that the semester is FINALLY over...may have time to do it.

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I think a lot of people would be interested in doing this.

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It's funny but I'm just going to say this list is fucking horrid. Girls like Miley, Selena, and Mila are cute but they aren't what I would call hot. There are plenty of women towards the bottom of the list that are way more attractive than they are. Hell I can remember girls I went to high school with that I would rate above them.

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It's funny but I'm just going to say this list is fucking horrid. Girls like Miley, Selena, and Mila are cute but they aren't what I would call hot. There are plenty of women towards the bottom of the list that are way more attractive than they are. Hell I can remember girls I went to high school with that I would rate above them.

 

Psh, we'll make a way better list than them.

 

Remember to participate in it. ;)

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