RazorStar 4,025 Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) There's a twist though. See if you can guess what it is. Fucking Douchebag rankings! 1. Colin Kaepernick 2. Tom Brady 3. Michael Vick 4. Joe Flacco 5. Mark Sanchez 6. Jay Cutler 7. Matt Stafford 8. Cam Newton 9. Philip Rivers 10. Carson Palmer 11. Ben Roethlisberger 12. Peyton Manning 13. Blaine Gabbert 14. Drew Brees 15. Tony Romo 16. Andrew Luck 17. Jake Locker 18. Kevin Kolb 19. Matt Schaub 20. RGKnee 21. Sam Bradford 22. Brandon Weeden 23. Alex Smith 24. Ryan Tannehill 25. Christian Ponder 26. Russell Wilson 27. Josh Freeman 28. Andy Dalton 29. Aaron Rodgers 30. Matt Ryan 31. Eli Manning 32. Matt Flynn Edited July 9, 2013 by RazorStar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.AirMcNair. 1,232 Posted July 9, 2013 ...You used ESPN logic to rank them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F 2,241 Posted July 9, 2013 Yea... No clue. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted July 9, 2013 Colin Kaeprnick is WAY too low man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted July 9, 2013 The QBs are ranked in order of how much you personally dislike them? So you hate Kaepernick, and like Flynn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.AirMcNair. 1,232 Posted July 10, 2013 The QBs are ranked in order of how much you personally dislike them? So you hate Kaepernick, and like Flynn? If that was how Razor did it, Peyton Manning would be at #1. Learn your Razor facts, noob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bang 12 Posted July 10, 2013 Alright, i don't get it. Patiently waiting. ~Bang Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted July 10, 2013 Biggest douches in the league. As much as I dislike Peyton, he's not the biggest doucher in the league, just the one I have the biggest vendetta with. MAtt Flynn is not a douche because he scarcely exists. If Chad Pennington were still in the league no one would ever supplant him at 32. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted July 10, 2013 Matt Ryan is far too low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glanvilles Grits 142 Posted July 10, 2013 If it's Douche rating, then Schaubb is probably too high. He deserves to be near the bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted July 10, 2013 Matt Ryan is almost the pinnacle of class, Zackariah-san. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted July 10, 2013 Matt Ryan is almost the pinnacle of class, Zackariah-san. Yeah, that doesn't scream "douchey" at all. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bang 12 Posted July 10, 2013 Hard to argue those numbers for that criteria. Poor Matt Flynn. Nice guys and Raiders always finish last. ~Bang 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted July 10, 2013 He was just excited that they won, that's why he was yelling "Yeah let's go get sandwiches!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East495 55 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Sanchez at 5. Hmmm...interesting! Speaking of sandwiches....lol Edited July 10, 2013 by East495 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glanvilles Grits 142 Posted July 10, 2013 Yeah, that doesn't scream "douchey" at all. It wasn't. All game he was watching Cam Newton talk trash toward the Falcons sideline and taunt after every play. When the Falcons won that game and Newton was pouting on field Ryan looked and shouted get the fuck off our field. He was laying the law after an entire day of complete disrespect. It was the real deciding point for me that made me realize Newton is a whine ass punk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F 2,241 Posted July 10, 2013 I'm a fan of a lot of douchbag QBs. Lol. Kaepernick is the only 49ers player I actually like. Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phins4life 271 Posted July 10, 2013 Why is Drew so high? His contract ordeal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted July 10, 2013 If it's Douche rating, then Schaubb is probably too high. He deserves to be near the bottom. Maybe I'm biased, but I totally agree. Schaub is like the Mr. Rogers of quarterbacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted July 10, 2013 It wasn't. All game he was watching Cam Newton talk trash toward the Falcons sideline and taunt after every play. When the Falcons won that game and Newton was pouting on field Ryan looked and shouted get the fuck off our field. He was laying the law after an entire day of complete disrespect. It was the real deciding point for me that made me realize Newton is a whine ass punk. Lol Falcons fans delusions. He did that one time AFTER Ryan pointed at him after a Julio Jones TD. Notice Newton didn't act like a little bitch like Ryan does here when we whooped your ass in round 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glanvilles Grits 142 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Game 2 was better, but still, up by two touchdowns Cam Newton was doing his superman move when getting first downs on his side of the field. Cam is just a giant douche. Nothing personal, it's just the way he is. At least when Drew Brees and Matt Ryan score touchdowns on the opposing teams they act like they've been there before and are going to be there again. Excitement is one thing, going out of your way to celebrate like you'll never do it again is a whole different call. Edited July 10, 2013 by Rain Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) He did the dance he did in the endzone because Deion Sanders was AT THE GAME and Sanders was an idol of his. He does the Superman move every time he scores a rushing TD. It wasn't directed at the Falcons, it's not like he came up with it just for that. He doesn't do the Superman move when he gets first downs on his side of the field, now you're just making shit up. That's how he expresses excitement. The whole "act like you've been there before" argument is made up by a bunch of crotchety old guys who are wishing for the "good old days." He does it every time. He knows he's going to be back, and he's been there before. So basically, you just have a problem with his celebration and label him a douche off of that. I mean, I can't stand Matt Ryan either. But that's because he's a Falcon. And that's the only reason why you hate Cam. Admit it. Edited July 10, 2013 by Thanatos19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
