Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted August 7, 2014 Here's how it works. Poster one posts something they wish for. Poster two grants them that wish, but with one huge exception. Example: "I wish I could fly!" "Granted. You can fly but you break your legs every time you land." I'll start: I wish Johnny Manziel was released. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted August 7, 2014 granted, but he signs with Cincinnati, who then realizes that Andy Dalton has reached his ceiling and gives Manziel a shot, Manziel plays far too well to not keep him as the starter and he goes on to beat the Browns twice a year for the rest of his long career I'll just go with the classic: I wish I had a million dollars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seanbrock 1,684 Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) granted, but he signs with Cincinnati, who then realizes that Andy Dalton has reached his ceiling and gives Manziel a shot, Manziel plays far too well to not keep him as the starter and he goes on to beat the Browns twice a year for the rest of his long career I'll just go with the classic: I wish I had a million dollars Granted, but you won it in a lawsuit settlement which made you a quadriplegic for the rest of your life. All of it went to medical expenses and you're now you're still in a massive amount of debt because their lawyers were much better than yours. I really want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. Edited August 7, 2014 by seanbrock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted August 7, 2014 The Eagles will finally win a Super Bowl, but only because they paid off the refs which was uncovered by Jerry Jones' team of lawyers. As a result Goodell suspends the Eagles entire organization for five years. I wish for two more wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 7, 2014 You get two more wishes, but lose any and all ways to communicate. I wish it would rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted August 7, 2014 I wish it would rain too...and flood your house and destroy all your cattle and farming equipment. I wish sean was banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seanbrock 1,684 Posted August 7, 2014 I wish it would rain too...and flood your house and destroy all your cattle and farming equipment. I wish sean was banned. Granted, by some kind of blood magic voodoo miracle, the Cowboys win the division and I have to leave TGP, but then I buy TGP and ban you. I wish I had a lifetime supply of Marijuana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted August 7, 2014 Granted, but then the DEA shows up at your door and puts you in jail for the rest of your life. I wish I could fuck Katy Perry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 7, 2014 You can, but you have to go right after John Mayer, and god knows where he's been. I wish I had a bright future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JetsFan4Life 542 Posted August 11, 2014 You can, but you have to go right after John Mayer, and god knows where he's been. I wish I had a bright future. Wish granted, you are now en route on a one-way trip to the sun. I wish I could get a job in the journalism field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted August 11, 2014 Wish granted, you are now en route on a one-way trip to the sun. I wish I could get a job in the journalism field. Granted, your first assignment: following the Norwegian Male Nudist Mountain Climbing Club (NMNMCC) and chronicling their year-long journey climbing the world's tallest mountains for an article series in Climbing Magazine I wish I was Batman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, your first assignment: following the Norwegian Male Nudist Mountain Climbing Club (NMNMCC) and chronicling their year-long journey climbing the world's tallest mountains for an article series in Climbing Magazine I wish I was Batman Unfortunately for you, you're a genetic wonder, born with bat wings and a really goofy looking head. I wish I was a sprint car driver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, but you run over some guy. I wish Fredi Gonzalez got on a Malaysian Airlines flight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted August 13, 2014 Ok, but the plane lands at it's destination only one hour late. (C'mon, it's an airline). I wish I was a little bit taller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted August 14, 2014 Granted. Enjoy that extra 1/64th of an inch. I wish I had unlimited power over the universe that I could control perfectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 15, 2014 Perfectly according to ADOLF HITLER! I wish I could bone Kate Upton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted August 15, 2014 granted, Kate Upton needs an arm transplant and Justin Verlander rips yours off. Bone in. I wish I was a baller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted March 26, 2015 You are, both in the basketball and getting laid fields. Unfortunately, you've contracted every strain of HPV. I wish Florida Georgia Line didn't exist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theMileHighGuy 656 Posted March 27, 2015 Florida Georgia Line mysteriously disappears... Noticing the new opening, Nickelback releases their first country album. I wish Peyton Manning would retire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted March 27, 2015 Granted, and the Broncos start a multiple decade long search for a decent QB I wish I had a dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted March 27, 2015 You do. His name is Cujo. I wish that the Twilight series was never written. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted March 27, 2015 It's not, but a similar story about a super attractive and dour werewolf becomes obscenely popular instead. I wish I could eat cheese without having to shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted March 27, 2015 Done and done, except you don't have to shit because you're perpetually constipated. I wish that art wasn't deemed as subjective in every manner by our hyper sensitive society. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted March 27, 2015 Granted. Nothing is art anymore and is instead about ethics in journalism. I wish the word feminism was used properly by people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted March 27, 2015 Granted. Nothing is art anymore and is instead about ethics in journalism. I wish the word feminism was used properly by people. It is, and then the world makes sense and is 10 times less hilarious. I wish women wouldn't hide behind the word misogyny every time they don't like something men say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites