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Happy "let's all pretend to watch the Hall of Fame Game" day!

wanted Jason Garrett fired a month ago. Now, I'm glad he didn't go with the Marshmallow. Looks like we found us a coach!

Can you all see me? Can everybody hear me? Of course you can't, this is the internet.

I'll be asleep at midnight because nothing is going to happen tomorrow.

So, it took until the Conference Finals for OKC to realize that they'll actually have to try to win this series?

Can I get an LOL for Facebook statuses defending Casey Anthony?

Eric Church is better than most. Damn.

I actually don't hate that the NFL season is over.

The more shots Russel Westbrook takes, the less I think of him. He can jump out of the gym and can be hot on any given night, but most of the time he's buidling a brick house out there.

Am I watching the 2012 NBA Finals or the 2002 Western Conference Finals? I really am not sure anymore. Heat favoritism is rampant and people can't even logically or justifiably deny it.

My hands have taught me terrible things; His hands have set me free.

As of this time, tomorrow, the first game of the 2014 NFL season will be nearing its end. Hugs all around, folks! We've officially survived the offseason!

Irritated. Mr. Officer, don't tell me I can pay for my speeding ticket online and then don't enter it into the system.

I'll check back in to UND hockey when they decide to show up when it counts.

If the Houston Rockets sucked any more, the Clippers would owe them money for their services.

Last night, Marcus Williams recorded a first half interception, Kyle Emanuel recorded a first half sack, and John Crockett scored a touchdown for the Packers. It's only the preseason, but it was a good day to be a Bison fan!

So Dallas played good today? Wow, didn't see that coming with Marshmallow still coaching.

We not mad, we bad.

I hate funerals. I don't even want to attend my own, but I'm pretty sure a couple of people will push me into it.

Can you all see me? Can you all hear me?

The world needs a drink.

Country Must Be Country Wide.

Beer is like duct tape. Sure as hell won't fix it for good but it'll hold up for awhile.

It's not livin' that you're doin' if it feels like dyin'.

It's harvest time in this little town!