RANGA+ 1,210 Posted July 25, 2013 I guess the laser trick works on tigers too: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vin+ 3,121 Posted July 26, 2013 I used to be a beat cop a long time ago and I'd get called out on domestic disputes all the time, hundreds probably over the years; but, there was this one guy, this one piece of shit that I will never forget: Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don't remember? 'No.' Well, anyway. Big boy. 270. 280. But his wife, whatever she was, this lady, was real small. Like a bird. Wrists like little branches. Anyway, my partner and I'd get called out there every weekend and one of us would pull her aside and we'd say, "Come on, tonight's the night we press charges." And this wasn't one of those, "Deep down, he really loves me" setups, we got a lot of those, but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn't going to cross him. No way. No how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMTs, put him in a car, drive him downtown, throw him in a drunk tank; he sleeps it off, next morning out he goes back home. Now one night, my partner's out sick and it's just me and the call comes in and it's the usual crap: "Broke her nose in the shower" kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night we're driving into town and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming Danny Boy, and it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down and I put my revolver in his mouth and I told him, "This is it. This is how it ends." And he's crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he's going to leave her alone. Screaming, as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet, that I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course he got quiet, goes still. Real quiet, like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while: me, acting like I'm thinking things over, and Prince Charming, kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth and I say, "So help me, if you ever touch her again I will such and such, and such and such. and blah blah-blah blah-blah." 'Just a warning?' Of course, just trying to do the right thing. Two weeks later, he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. When we got there there was so much blood that you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is: I chose a half-measure, when I should've gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted July 26, 2013 Found these things called cinemagraphs....pretty fucking cool: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted July 31, 2013 Wow. Can't speak about the front but from behind that is damn near perfection. Any clue who that broad is lol? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted July 31, 2013 NVM found her. apparently shes a porn star lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AllYouNeedIsLovie 377 Posted July 31, 2013 Name, please. Was just gonna ask this lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OSUViking 505 Posted August 1, 2013 I wish I had the screenshots from this, but this is a Snap Chat conversation I just had (I improved the English): Friend: "LOL You can't screenshot? Haha, I can." -a few minutes later- Me: "Let's do a little math. K? Friend: "K... I have my calc ready." Me: "Multiply 5 by 21." Friend: "105... duh." Me: "Add 1,043 to that number." Friend: "1,148." Me: "Take the inverse of that number and multiply it by 2/3." Friend: "2/3444" Me: "Now raise that to the 1/3." Friend: ".0834300078" (She literally typed it out..." Me: "Now take the log of that number..." Friend: "-1.078977716" Me: "Now divide that by -2..." Friend: ".5393388579" Me: "Multiply it by zero." Friend: "Zero... wtf?" Me: "That's how many fucks I give that you can screenshot." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted August 1, 2013 (edited) I know that body, definitely Remy LaCroix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmDTiPaPirM&feature=player_embedded Edited August 1, 2013 by Socal 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted August 1, 2013 A good reason not to screw with them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted August 1, 2013 Don't steal, kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted August 1, 2013 Don't steal, kids Stupid thieves are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted August 2, 2013 Nicole Cunningham @LadyNC I am amazing! Aspiring pro golfer. Fitness addict. Diehard Cowboys, Dodgers, Blackhawks, and Heat fan Bandwagon whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
