Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted May 23, 2012 I can only raise my left eyebrow if I'm trying to raise just one. If I try raising only my right one, I look surprised. >_> 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 442 Posted May 24, 2012 It takes me a while to memorize peoples names. I'm also horrible at remembering driving directions. It's always been frustrating to me because I can commit to memory the most random details, but names and directions take me a while. In grade school I literally made friends and then wouldn't have their names memorized for a week or two. I remember one guys name took me a month to remember. After a couple days I was too embarrassed to ask what it was again and I was never in a situation where people said his name, at least not when I was paying attention. It also took me 2 years before I could remember every cross street within just a mile from the house. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted May 25, 2012 Eat hotdogs. One of the most disgusting "foods" on the planet. The smell makes me ill. Did you try cooking them in the oven? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted May 25, 2012 I can't pour ANYTHING. Unless I try very hard, I usually end up spilling shit everywhere. Especially when things don't have a spout or a neck to pour from. And like Shotgun, I am pretty bad with directions. If I have an address I can find things usually or if I have a map or whatever. I am terrible at remembering directions, though, unless I've driven them quite a few times or unless they're very distinct and memorable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted May 31, 2012 I can't part my middle and ring finger and do the Spock hand signal. I also can't cross the two fingers while simultaneously pointing my pinky and index finger out, making the W shape. I can't do any of that shit. I cannot see the workings of cars or tractors or major machinery. To me, it's all just a jumbled mass. I also have trouble distinguishing colors in certain situations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted May 31, 2012 Did you try cooking them in the oven? Eww Ben. Don't you have any better advice than that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CARDINAL 205 Posted May 31, 2012 Swim. Whistle. I can't drive either, and probably never will due to bad eyesight. Do you wear glasses Ben? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted May 31, 2012 Whistle. I eat a lot slower than your average person, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted May 31, 2012 Be imperfect. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted May 31, 2012 Be imperfect. I thought you were religious? And non-white to boot. [/joke] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JetsFan4Life 542 Posted May 31, 2012 Whistle. I eat a lot slower than your average person, too. Yeah I'm always the last person to finish a meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetness34 142 Posted June 1, 2012 Drive any vehicle. Skate. Swim beyond Doggie Paddling. However I can whistle, sing in tune, and masturbate with my left hand. I think it balances out. I can't masturbate with my right hand... despite the fact that I am right handed smh... Oh and blow gum bubbles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted June 2, 2012 Do you wear glasses Ben? Yep. Had to since I was 13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted June 3, 2012 I have the exact same problem with directions, Shotgun, only its far worse for me because my dad's military, so we never stay in one place for more than a few years. Just as I'm getting somewhat comfortable with my surroundings, boom, we leave. It was even more of an issue because I had a seizure when I was 16, and thus couldn't get a driver's license till I was 19, (which I completely understand why, not complaining about that. Surprised it was only three years, tbh). As well, I can no longer play table tennis due to my back. It's gotten a ton better, but the twists of the lower back required to put force on the ball are simply impossible for me to do over a period longer than about five minutes without incredible pain. This is really the only thing that makes me pretty upset about my injury, since I used to be really really good at it, (top-5 at my old college). Funnily enough, I can play racquetball just fine. I can't ride dirtbikes anymore, since the vibration is what jarred out the disc in the first place, and would probably do so again. Regardless, I am never taking the risk. Four years of that crap was far more than enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted June 3, 2012 Here's a new one. Wake up on time. Most days I need two hours after my first alarm to finally get out of bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funnygunny 521 Posted June 3, 2012 drop my pen/guitar pick without it falling into an alternate dimension Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
