Mathias 394 Posted June 1, 2012 In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart. Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun. Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted June 1, 2012 Well, I already have a Glock 17, looks like I'm gonna go buy a Remington 870 and an AR-15. Anyone wanna buy some guns and ammo and meet up at my place for the apocalypse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted June 1, 2012 The cold air here ensures our safety... oh crap it's almost summer time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted June 1, 2012 And all this time, girls have been telling us guys that Black Ops is stupid and useless. The skills we learned in that game could save our lives. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted June 1, 2012 I live in the woods. I'm fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted June 1, 2012 You can have 1 person help you during the zombie invasion. it has to be a real person though. I call Clint Eastwood. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 394 Posted June 1, 2012 I live in the woods. I'm fine. No you're not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted June 1, 2012 You can have 1 person help you during the zombie invasion. it has to be a real person though. I call Clint Eastwood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted June 1, 2012 I want fucking Batman with me during the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't even try and convince me he isn't real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted June 1, 2012 I'm all about the fortress method. First of all, gather non-perishables to an extreme degree, weapons, get ahold of materials to fence yourselves in. Probably some concrete in order to cover all of the grass. No motherfuckers digging themselves in. I have a layout for everything drawn up in my head. Very basic, but definitely effective it put into use. This is all predicated on people smart enough to realize it's happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetness34 142 Posted June 1, 2012 I get one person to be with me? I choose Kate Upton Because after I win the war on zombies I need someone to repopulate the earth with. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted June 1, 2012 TGP, welcome to your new home I'll have a gym and training protocols set up along with team nutrition so you fat, lazy bastards can fend for yourselves. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 394 Posted June 1, 2012 My first items of choice when IT happens are.. This is a must. As explained in TWD, it creates no noise and doesn't attract the walkers. Of course everyone needs a good glock. Also, it would be fucking stupid to camp out in the woods and wait out the shit storm. You constantly need to be moving when it goes down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AL_Royalty 489 Posted June 1, 2012 What kind of zombies are we talking about? The slow, weak, falling apart zombies of the '70s and '80s, or the faster, smart thinking new-age zombies we're seeing in the mainstream today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted June 1, 2012 What if we want to become a zombie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted June 1, 2012 Post up two of these on top of the fortress Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.AirMcNair. 1,232 Posted June 1, 2012 Trying to survive would be all for nothing if zombies truly did take over most of the world. Food would eventually run out, and to the point where searching for it would become a death trap. Might as well put a bullet in your head and end it quickly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted June 1, 2012 Trying to survive would be all for nothing if zombies truly did take over most of the world. Food would eventually run out, and to the point where searching for it would become a death trap. Might as well put a bullet in your head and end it quickly. Don't ruin our dream of a zombie apocalypse, bruh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted June 1, 2012 The practical solution to the gun / noise issue is to use a suppressor / silencer. My uber background in raping small children (and Socal) online tell me to go with this one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 394 Posted June 1, 2012 Trying to survive would be all for nothing if zombies truly did take over most of the world. Food would eventually run out, and to the point where searching for it would become a death trap. Might as well put a bullet in your head and end it quickly. You're the first getting a bullet in your head if you're somehow around me when it goes down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.AirMcNair. 1,232 Posted June 1, 2012 You're the first getting a bullet in your head if you're somehow around me when it goes down. Would be perfectly fine with me. Would rather die that way than wind up getting devoured later on. If it were the case of just a few zombies and the world could be saved, I'd be all for it. But in a case of complete world take over? No real point in fighting back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted June 1, 2012 What a defeatist attitude. We as humans strive to survive. It's natural. You can't give in so easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted June 1, 2012 What do you expect when he hangs out with lolPhil. >_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 394 Posted June 1, 2012 Would be perfectly fine with me. Would rather die that way than wind up getting devoured later on. If it were the case of just a few zombies and the world could be saved, I'd be all for it. But in a case of complete world take over? No real point in fighting back. There's the door. You're clearly a beta-male. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
