RazorStar 4,025 Posted December 3, 2011 Click Here: Police in Oregon say Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh crashed his car into a tree in downtown Portland, but was not injured. Police say Suh was not impaired and was cooperative with officers following the accident at about 1:15 a.m. Saturday. Suh lost control of the 1970 Chevrolet Coupe he was driving, which then hit a curb, light pole, drinking fountain and tree. His vehicle was towed from the scene. There's more in the article, but it seems like Suh is now trying to pick fights what a nature. What a guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 442 Posted December 3, 2011 He was probably just trying to get himself out of the situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted December 3, 2011 I don't buy this "not impaired" nonsense. He had a similar incident at Nebraska where the dumb fuck hit FOUR PARKED CARS. Apparently a dog ran in front of his inebriated ass. I'll have more when I throw my article on Suh together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rleon 4 Posted December 3, 2011 Is he going to call God to apologize? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Is the car a lost cause? I seriously doubt he was sober. Edited December 3, 2011 by BigBen07 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangy 19 Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) With Suh being out for 2 weeks I guess he realised that he can't pull off any cheap shots for a while. So he thought he'd give one to his car instead Edited December 4, 2011 by Bangy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted December 4, 2011 Suh crashed his car into a tree, which isn't a big deal. But he didn't have to stomp on that branch. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted December 4, 2011 Too bad he wasn't able to stomp on the brake 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaTaS+ 958 Posted December 4, 2011 Prolly not going to see this image in the papers but here is the aftermath: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Prolly not going to see this image in the papers but here is the aftermath: Fuck what a waste of a perfectly good car. Suh just keeps screwing up. Edited December 4, 2011 by BigBen07 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted December 4, 2011 I can not stand this guy in the slightest... Although, you probably know this already. He lives life like he plays football. And that isn't a compliment, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted December 4, 2011 wait, Suh plays for a team owned by the Ford family and he drives a Chevy? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted December 4, 2011 Prolly not going to see this image in the papers but here is the aftermath: And that's not the result of being drunk? Cop must have been a fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funnygunny 521 Posted December 5, 2011 *insert Suh joke here* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLUE 1,026 Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 5, 2011, 7:50 PM EST Two passengers in Ndamukong Suh’s car at the time of his crash last week dispute the account that Suh gave to police. The police have amended the police report to reflect the new passenger testimony. Suh told police he lost control of his car while trying to pass a taxicab and no one was hurt. (Suh’s car hit a tree.) One passenger says there was no cab, one of them was hurt, and Suh was just trying to show off. “When the light turned green, he floored it,” one woman passenger told KGW 8 in Portland. “I just remember going so fast and it was violent and just getting thrown around like rag dolls.” That woman says she suffered a black eye and a busted lip which required stitches. Suh told police no one needed to go to the hospital, but the woman said she asked Suh to call for an ambulance and he refused, telling her she was fine. She eventually left the scene and called her husband, who took her to the hospital. Another passenger that called 9-1-1 verified that Suh seemed to be trying to “show off” with his car. It’s hard to know what to make of this story. Perhaps there are grounds for a civil suit, but police don’t seem too bothered about it. “At no point did anyone there tell an officer that he [suh] was driving out of control,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson said. “The crash doesn’t meet our threshold for investigation which is vulnerable road user, DUI, or serious trauma injury.” Source: ProFootballTalk Edited December 6, 2011 by BLUE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites