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  1. Browns are back!

    1. BC
    2. Zack_of_Steel


      I want to talk shit, but this team is going nowhere fast with Tomlin.

  2. Ready for an all new and exciting let down season by the Cleveland Browns.

  3. Here's to a fun season! Cheers.

  4. "Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." -Tyrion Lannister

    1. Dutch


      Great advice right there.

  5. Browns WR Josh Gordon is the 1st rookie to record 3 straight games with a TD catch of at least 30 yards since Randy Moss in 1998

  6. Fuck you Greg Jennings, you're single handedly screwing up my team week after week. I'm 4-1 now, soon to drop to 4-2. Arg.

  7. This mystical world is called The Gridiron Palace, a place where people hide their small dicks by showing off their even smaller epeens

  8. Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!

    1. badgers
    2. Turry


      A snake a snake ohhhhhhh it's a snake.

  9. Sorry, that neg was sent on my iPad, i meant to hit the plus but the buttons are so small.

  10. “I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. That is when I start counting, because then it really counts. That’s what makes you a champion.” - Muhammad Ali

  11. It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at the worst if he fails at least fails while daring...

  12. Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase.

  13. Remember back when you were a kid, and you thought there were actually people that knew what this thing we call “life” was really all about? Remember when you thought there really were “grown ups?” Then, all of a sudden one day you become a “grown up” yourself and the terrifying revelation occurs to you that there really are no “grown ups,” just kids that got old and had kids of their own, and no one really knows what the fuck is going on.

  14. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing.

  15. Dey took er jerbs!

    1. Sarge



    2. Barracuda



    3. Sarge
  16. When Miami and tOSU play, they should call it the Ineligabowl. -See this on Twitter today

  17. Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt.

  18. Make sure she knows you care, give your grandma a muff punch today!

  19. 1991 was 20 years ago. Let that sink in for a little while.

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    2. Zack_of_Steel


      I always think, "oh, 2001 wasn't that long ago." It's been a fucking decade, man. wtf.

    3. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I was in fucking middle school in 1991. A year from high school. God damn, that was a long time ago.

    4. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I was in fucking middle school in 1991. A year from high school. God damn, that was a long time ago.

  20. How do you tell the differences between an oral and rectal thermometer?

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    2. BigBen07


      Now that's just nasty :)

    3. Bay
    4. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      One smells like shit, the other like cookies?


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