OSUViking 505 Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) I really hated The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (WTF @ the name, btw... too lazy to just say "The Haunting in Georgia"?). It wasn't actually scary at all - it just had a bunch of pop ups (surprising more-so than scary) and creepy stuff like maggots in people's mouths. The ending was stupid, and it was some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen. For example: When they are getting ready to leave the house for good, and the little girl realizes that the Stationmaster is going to come and kill them, the dad COMPLETELY abandons her just to go running after the dog. She later gets kidnapped. The dad returns to the truck WITHOUT THE DOG and commands his wife to check the nearby trailer, where the sister-in-law is staying (although she was already brutally attacked but not killed by the Stationmaster). You know what he does instead of following his wife, who can communicate with the people WHO KNOW WHERE THE DAUGHTER IS? He drives his truck at full speed towards the treeline, and then magically sees one of the ghosts there even though he does not possess the same ghost-seeing abilities as his wife and daughter. He crashes into a tree after swerving to avoid the woman that he shouldn't be able to see anyway - although he initially suffers from pain and bleeding from the accident (as anyone would after driving into a large tree in a truck at high speeds), he sprints to the rescue of his already-saved wife and child without any sign of pain or suffering. I'm not spoilering that shit. I shouldn't have to shield anyone's eyes from reading something they shouldn't waste their time experiencing. Be aware of how awful this movie is, and don't go and see it. The Haunting in Connecticut 2 (even though it takes place in GEORGIA) highlights what's so wrong with the horror industry, in my opinion: the movie isn't actually scary or suspenseful, it just has a lot of pop-ups and creepy-crawly stuff to make your stomach churn because it's so blatantly revolting. The acting is horrible, the plot makes no sense, and "climactic ending" just leaves you wondering why the hell you just wasted 100 minutes of your life watching a movie with your friends when you could have been doing your AP Summer Reading assignments. EDIT: The female lead was attractive in my opinion, however. The upside to this movie is that you can think about railing her in the opening scene, that is, until you see her dead ghost mother standing in the corner (so... you can think about having sex with the attractive mother for about 2 seconds and then you're already stuck with cliched horseshit like "creepy" ghosts standing in the corner). Edited July 16, 2013 by Vikingfan465 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted July 16, 2013 Too lazy to see if anyone mentioned this already, but fuck it. It deserves it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phins4life 271 Posted July 16, 2013 Battlefield: Earth. I've tried on 3 separate occasions to watch this movie...not because I thought I enjoyed it, but because I figured it would teach me how not to write. I still couldn't get through it, even from an analytical standpoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted July 20, 2013 The Ring 2 The first was genuinely scary with an original, interesting horror plot. The second? I laughed my ass off. I'm really surprised to see The Blair Witch Project in some posts. That is potentially my favorite horror movie. It is what it was supposed to be. The actors didn't overact--they really seemed like just some kids on camera, and the face the corner scene is one of the scariest things I've ever seen on film. Loved that movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Fallas 209 Posted August 13, 2013 Everything in me wants to say Pulp Fiction, but that one was finally beat by Small Town Folk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Burfict Storm 39 Posted August 13, 2013 Indiana Jones in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milla4Prez63 678 Posted August 13, 2013 Meet the Spartans was easily the worst movie I've ever seen. The movies following behind it in the dogshit pile are the same damn parody movies made by the same retards who made that lol. Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc. But in general, I'm someone who is light on bad movies so there are very that I hate. The worst movie I've seen recently that wasn't a parody was Identity Thief. It was a chore finishing that movie. As a superhero fan, it pains me think of all the dogshit hero flicks made. Batman & Robin Fantastic Four (sequel included) Ghost Rider (same as FF) Catwoman Green Lantern X-Men Origins: Wolverine Spider-Man 3 X3: The Last Stand Daredevil Elektra Hulk (The Eric Bana one) Jonah Hex These are just some of the recent dogshit movies off the top of my head too. Thank God for Chris Nolan and Marvel Studios for actually making good movies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted August 13, 2013 Batman & Robin Fuck you fagut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) I enjoy quite a few terrible movies. A few movies on that list: Bigfoot Breeds With Anything Leprechaun Machete Flash Gordon A few movies that I don't like that most others seem to enjoy: Pretty much anything by M. Night Shyamalan Some may hate me for this, but all the Rocky movies. Maybe I'll give a pass on the first. Avatar Every superhero movie in existence. There are a few exceptions. Inception Star Wars Back to the Future Gran Torino District 9 Edited August 13, 2013 by Barracuda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted August 13, 2013 Every superhero movie in existence. There are a few exceptions. Yay, I'm not alone. Superheroes are for eight year olds. Star Wars Back to the Future Never mind. Fuck you guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted August 13, 2013 Another enjoyable movie with Cage in it: Kick-Ass. The difference here is that he is just a supporting character who still is mildly annoying, but doesn't have a big enough movie to make me ragequit. It's not an extremely popular one of his, but I liked It Could Happen to You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted August 13, 2013 Thankskilling. ... LOL. Hater. That movie is easily a Top 5 of all time, must see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted August 14, 2013 Never mind. Fuck you guy. I assume he meant those are exceptions that he likes. Otherwise yeah, insta-ban Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted August 14, 2013 It's listed under the rest of the movies that he doesn't like but everyone else seems to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) Mav is correct. When I said exceptions in my post I meant as in superhero movies. There are a few that I do like. Not a fan of Back to the Future. Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars. Edit: Gran Torino also sucks canal water. Edited August 14, 2013 by Barracuda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OSUViking 505 Posted August 14, 2013 Hater. That movie is easily a Top 5 of all time, must see. I never said I hated it; I merely laughed at it because the opening scene was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted August 14, 2013 Not a fan of Back to the Future. Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars. insta-ban Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
