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I wouldn't say I'm worried about it but I have a strong feeling I'll be dead before I get to 50. No real reason it's just the way I've always felt. My grandfather died of a heart attack in his 50's so I think something similar will happen to me.

 

I have to get ready for work but I'm sure I'll have more later.

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I am a Buccaneers fan who likes to keep his computer up and is lucky that I don't type some real shit in here.

 

Sincerely, Falcons4Ever's Brother who is a Bucs fan

 

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I am a Buccaneers fan who likes to keep his computer up and is lucky that I don't type some real shit in here.

 

Sincerely, Falcons4Ever's Brother who is a Bucs fan

 

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I'm convinced I'll die young and unsatisfied.

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I take just as much pride in my heritage as I do in being an American.

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While I enjoy NFL football to a great degree, I always preferred playing basketball.

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I've always felt like I can't really connect with anyone. I try to and all, but no matter what they always end up thinking different and bad of me. Dunno what it is that causes it.

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I change favorite teams more than my underwear.

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I change favorite teams more than my underwear.

If we already knew it, it isn't a confession.

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If we already knew it, it isn't a confession.

:shrug: I've never changed my NFL or NBA team.

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I would rather take care of things myself at work than try get some of my coworkers to actually pull their weight, because I can do twice as much in half the time.

 

This isn't most of my coworkers, mind you, but I'm supposed to be a leader who gets the most of out of everybody, but I don't have the patience for some people.

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I terribly miss playing football. And constantly think about taking advantage of having an extra semester to play one last time.. Or trying out wherever I go to grad school.

 

But it won't happen. :/

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I'm watching you.

 

 

THAT'S WHAT THE UNDERTAKER SAID TO JOHN CENA

 

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The farm needs heat during the summer, but by God do I hate anything over 75.

 

Whoever decided that 75-90 degrees was pleasant must have been lying on a block of ice. Once you get past mid seventies, it's fucking hot outside.

 

Granted, North Dakota is really muggy, so that might be part of it, but man, do I prefer colder weather.

 

If my job didn't require heat, I'd be happy if the hottest it got during the summer was 70. The perfect temperature (t-shirt weather) is anything between 50 and 65.

 

Either way, and people think I'm crazy, but I'll take frigid over blazing, 10 times out of 10.

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I have done things that I regret.

 

Damn that felt good.

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When I was drunk taking pictures in this cool looking hallway one night the bubble guts hit me and I had to chuck a deuce. I tried the only bathroom and it was locked. If I went outside anywhere I would of been seen and maybe get an indecent exposure ticket or something. So I checked if the coast was clear and dropped a steamer right there in the middle of a hallway. Back then I didn't have a proper bag to carry my camera and extra equipment around in so I would use this one bag and stuffed old shitty T-Shirts around it so the camera and equipment wouldn't bounce around and break. So to wipe my ass I just used one of those old shitty T-Shirts. After seeing the impressive monster that released itself from the depths of my innards I had to use said camera and take a pic for evidence:

 

 

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Some children are offended by your brown dogs.
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The fuck...

 

This belongs in NHB, bruh

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I take unnatural pleasure in reading people's speculations on certain upcoming events in Game of Thrones and tend to laugh maliciously while reading their theories.

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Piss sitting down sometimes.

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Piss sitting down sometimes.

Decreases your risk for prostate cancer. :yep:

 

Real men pee sitting down so they can stay alive longer and provide for their families.

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Piss sitting down sometimes.

 

It's better for you, say they... I do it, especially when I'm wasted so I don't piss on the whole bathroom.

 

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Real confession time. This is just a ballpark, but in my 30-year lifetime (including stuff off the internet), I've probably stolen upwards of $25,000 worth of stuff. Used to throw laptops and shit out with the trash when I worked at staples in my teens, cut money off of every draft when I tended bar, worked at a tree farm for like 3 weeks, stole like 5 trees, got fired for that. Not to mention software and media piracy on kind of an asshole level. When I decided to drop out of art school, I took a bunch of license certificates for like photoshop which is a couple hundred, and the autodesk 3D modeling suite which is like 5 grand by itself.

 

I didn't however, shit in anyone's hallway.

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I've got a confession to make....

 

 

I'm no fool...

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My bad, didn't think that was too offensive (thought it was more funny but humor is subjective) but I've now taken note and my logs shall never cross your sight again :yep:

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