Do you wash your hands after you urinate?

[Bay 2,003]

Hen waited for a while to gauge the responses so he knew how much he needed to lie.

[Maverick 791]

I will wash my hands in public, but only after a dump when I am at home. I am not too concerned with germs. I don't put toilet paper on the seat when I take a dump in public for example, and I will touch the door handle after washing my hands.

[Favre4Ever+ 4,476]

I don't do that either... You know why? Because I don't take dumps in public.

[Bucman 891]

Bredy confirmed to have crabs.

[Maverick 791]

I don't do that either... You know why? Because I don't take dumps in public.

I try not to, but sometimes you just can't help it.

[Socal 524]

Wash my hands after every time I use the restroom. If I've been working and my hands are dirty, I'll wash them before as well.

 

You people are sick

[seanbrock 1,684]

I almost always do, except for when I'm hammered, but as some of you know I've pissed in my fire place while drunk so I don't really give too many fucks at that point lol

[Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014]

Wash my hands after every time I use the restroom. If I've been working and my hands are dirty, I'll wash them before as well.

 

You people are sick

Yeah, I tend to wash before I go pretty often.

[theMileHighGuy 656]

Not at home for #1, unless I accidentally piss all over myself somehow. And honestly, I only wash them in public to keep up appearances. My junk is probably cleaner than my hands anyway.

[SteVo+ 3,702]

Here's a better question: when you take a shit, after you wipe your bunghole, do you inspect the toilet paper, and to what degree?

[Sarge+ 3,436]

I do, to make sure there aren't any specks of blood or anything.

[Cherry 1,302]

Yes.

[theMileHighGuy 656]

Here's a better question: when you take a shit, after you wipe your bunghole, do you inspect the toilet paper, and to what degree?

 

Absolutely. To the degree that is necessary.

Edited May 22, 2015 by theMileHighGuy

[Socal 524]

TP wad'ers or folders?

[theMileHighGuy 656]

Folder Meticulous folder in fact

[Turry 755]

To all those people who don't wash their hands after pissing. Do you also not wash your hands after jerking off

Edited May 22, 2015 by monstersofthemidway

[CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025]

Y'all did read the part about when I don't wash my hands I don't even touch my dick right? Because it seems like some of y'all lumping everyone who said they don't always wash in one group. I won't even touch the flusher with my hands most of the time, I'll use my shoe

 

As for the TP stuff, I'll go through phases with wadding or folding. I do both, I do this with most things though I like to switch it up every once in awhile. My hand writing changes every 5-7 years or so after I get bored with writing "a's" "g's, y's, and q's" the same, etc. As for checking the TP after wiping? Absolutely check. Better question is who in their right mind doesn't check? Is there some savage here that just wipes 4 times or something every time and expects that to be enough? Even better question; how many of y'all use wipes and TP? How many of y'all just lied by responding to that question saying you use wipes? Obviously you can't use wipes all the time unless you carry them around with you like a herb though.

 

So yes, I'm convinced Socal doesn't use wipes and just smears his dead doo doo in his butt hairs

[BucD+ 648]

TP wad'ers or folders?

 

Definitely a folder. I feel that you get a better, cleaner wipe.

[Socal 524]

Cempin pls

 

I carry a supply of wipes in my man purse right next to my flavored lipbalm, maxi pads, and tab soft drink

 

Who here has received 'the gift' when taking a shit?

Edited May 26, 2015 by Socal

[Maverick 791]

^the "gift" as in when you go to wipe and you're all clean? Almost better than sex.

 

As far as the original question goes, I wipe until I don't see anything. I may go through a lot of TP but so be it. I've never used wipes before. I'm not a fan of folding the TP when I wipe...I feel like it exposes my hand too much compared to when I scrunch the TP together I have more control.

 

...this is a weird thread. Who made it? >_>

[RazorStar 4,025]

Gotta scrunch that wad of TP deep in your ass, rip out all the hairs sticking out of your bunghole, and then give it a few proper wipes. You're gonna wash your hands anyway, may as well get your asshole clean as possible.

[CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025]

I too have been privileged to be the recipient of the clean shit atleast multiple times

 

I feel like it exposes my hand too much compared to when I scrunch the TP together I have more control.

 

...this is a weird thread. Who made it? >_>

 

True, which is why I switch it up usually depending on the quality of TP — which bodes another question who buys the cheap stuff and who's butthole isn't roast beef by now?

[Bay 2,003]

Had the gift yesterday. Felt good, man.

[Sarge+ 3,436]

I haven't had the ghost poop in a while.

[Cherry 1,302]

Have never had the gift.