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This was actually posted last week, but I didn't see it until now. Apparently Doug Martin hates that stupid nickname as much as I do... He wants something different, what would you suggest??

The rookie closed by asking – not quite begging or praying – but asking, pretty please, if the writer and TV people could maybe find him a new nickname, not the one he had at Boise State: "The Muscle Hamster."

 

"I don't have a suggestion," Martin said. "I need to come up with one, I need to. No M.H."

 

What's so wrong with Muscle Hamster?

 

"I guess," Doug Martin said. "But it's not the most beast-iest animal … T-Rex, something like that, something bigger, prehistoric or something."

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I think it fits him well. He kind of looks like a hamster and he's ripped lol.

Ha,you just don't want to change your username :p

 

"Muscle Hamster" is starting to annoy but that nickname is just good for him..

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I thought Muscle Hamster sucked at first, but now it's kind of growing on me...

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Worst nickname ever ...

 

At least he's honest ...

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Dougodon. It's actually docodon but it's prehistoric and still a disgusting rat like creature. :p

 

docudon.gif

 

Stupid, but so is the other one. :yep:

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Could've been "Record Holder" if he would've gotten just a few more yards.

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All NFL nicknames suck.

 

Megatron?

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The Inconvenient Truth. :shifty:

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Megatron is about the equivalent of Optimus Prime...when reality Optimus Primes is pretty badass.

 

Secondly, 'Matty Ice' is one of the worst nicknames I've ever heard. Never said it, never will.

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Megatron is about the equivalent of Optimus Prime...when reality Optimus Primes is pretty badass.

 

Secondly, 'Matty Ice' is one of the worst nicknames I've ever heard. Never said it, never will.

 

You just did. :troll:

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"I guess," Doug Martin said. "But it's not the most beast-iest animal … T-Rex something like that, something bigger, prehistoric or something."

 

You heard it, he obviously wants his new nickname to be T-Rex Something. :troll:

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What man wants a nickname like that... that aint no grown man real nigga shit

 

Also, T-Rex is Melvin Ingrams unofficial nickname lol

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Bitch Please, if you watching the NFL Netork at the beginning of the year, they tried to make "The Mattural" an actual thing. Pretty gross.

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It's really not about what they sound like. It's about how they come about. Matt Ryan got his way back in his high school days.

 

Adrian Petersons "All-Day" came back in high school he has said as well (Which is also my favorite nick name in the NFL)

 

 

Doug Martin is just out of luck. The Muscle Hamster has taken over.

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I've never referred to him as that. I find it as terrible a nickname as he does. Someone on Twitter even asked him if he liked the 'Hamster' nickname and he said no.

 

I've been referring to him as Mighty Mouse.

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I've never referred to him as that. I find it as terrible a nickname as he does. Someone on Twitter even asked him if he liked the 'Hamster' nickname and he said no.

 

I've been referring to him as Mighty Mouse.

 

So many players are referred to as Mighty Mouse at one point in their careers. I wanna say MJD and Sproles both have been called that by some of their fans.

 

i got no nickname for him.

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Dougie Fresh is cool. :yep:

 

 

NFL AM was interviewing Doug, one of the guys reaction to Muscle Hamster was "It's better than Dougie Fresh or something lame somebody old like me would come up with."

 

made me lol

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Let me explain something to you. His name is DOUG MARTIN. He's lucky he has a nickname.

 

Tony Kornheiser, master of the one liner

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Best replacement nickname I've read is "Cannonball." Shows his strength and fits the Buc theme.

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